today's tweets

[goddessfarmer]

• 06:23 cursing wet wood and nursing a papercut, which are, in fact, related. #
• 06:43 why, yes, we are having problems with fire this morning.... that is some very burnt bacon! #
• 06:59 Alice wants to go to school today, even though she can't talk above a whisper, so she can go to basketball tryouts. #
• 15:08 The lamest excuse for not doing laundry - there is a cat sleeping in the laundry basket. #

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